On Tinder.
I got matched with Mercy Lambo from BBN.
Small Father Figure like me? Matched with Amerigbo?
I must be the luckiest man in the world!
Couldn’t hide my excitement. Wanted to message her immediately, but I thought better of it. I didn’t want her to think I was desperate.
I got a new message. Opened my tinder and it was her!
Such a humble Queen. I must have judged her harshly in the past.
“Hey Fine Man.” She texted.
“Is that really you? The Queen of highlights?!” I replied.
“Yes, baby. It’s your one and only Lambo!” She said.
I still couldn’t believe my eyes.
We got talking.
Can you believe Mercy Lambo asked if I really had 9 Inches like it was written on my bio?
Oh my God! So, Lambo was interested in my 9 inches? Damn! Such a bad geh.
“It’s a little below 9,” I replied humbly.
“Bring it to mama!” She replied.
Arghhhhh! Mercy Lambo! Come to mama? I am ready. Even ready to be her houseboy.
All was going well, until she said she needed a small favour from me.
“Can you please, help me with 2k airtime so I can subscribe and keep chatting with you? My bank has network issues.”
I was about to reply her when I got a match from Jennifer Aniston.
Lambo, you’ll have to wait, dear.
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